@LilahTovMoon and the set has a standard deviation of ~5.3 - truly a five-sigma event (https://home.cern/resources/faqs/five-sigma#:~:text=A%20result%20that%20has%20a,noise%20across%20the%20whole%20range) .
Now I’m wondering if his hair is both a particle and a wave which, upon observation, will collapse the toupee function.